College Ivy Sprouts at Connecticut Prison

The New York section of the N.Y. Times features Wesleyan’s Prison Program.

Prayer Booth

Seen in New York.

Wesleyan’s New Website

Wesleyan redesign its website recently and everything looks fine and dandy except…

THE DUMB ADMISSIONS PAGE. LOOK AT THESE STUPID QUESTIONS. WHO THE FREAK AT WES ANSWERS YES TO ANY OF THEM??????

Do you contemplate infinity? FOR THE FUN OF IT?! HEELLL NO! What does that even mean???

Do you surf the library?! How do you do that?!

NO ONE AT WES DOES THIS. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL. POOR POOR POOR.

 

I Have Zero Friends on Facebook

What the heck!

Oh What Friends Are For

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Channel the President, YES, YOU CAN
Thanks.

 

Frighthouse!

Someone from Interfaith house pulled a prank in our house and made it all awesome for Halloween.