I haven’t been able to post becuase I am swamped with readings. Don’t even get me started on these long and sometimes very dry assignments. Anyways, read these Christian pick up lines. They made me smile after I spent my early mornings reading about Hamilton and Madison in Founding Brothers.
45. “your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead” (HAHA)
2. “is this pew taken?”
3. “i just don’t feel called to celibacy.”
4. “for you i would slay two Goliaths”
5. “i would go through more than Job for you”
6. “you are perfect, except with all the sin.”
7. “when Moses struck the rock, water flowed from it like a river. i promise i will never strike you.”
8. “you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you.”
9. “what, this here? oh.. thats my study bible – it’s a little bigger but i can handle the extra spiritual and physical weight.”
10. “shall we tithe?”
11. “at points in my life i have been referred to as Samson”
12. “the word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’; how about dinner?”
13. “i didnt believe in predestination until tonight.”
14. “im not like those other Christ Church guys.”
15. “i believe one of my ribs belongs to you.”
22. “is this the transfiguration.. because you are glowing”
25. “hey.. i would work 7 years for your sister.. but i would work 7 more years for you.”
Hahaha 🙂 Charles..what are you saying??? But thanks so much, it made me laugh.
There’s more inside. If you have time read them because they are cute.
38. “now i know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.”
39. “i used to believe in natural theology, but since i met you i’ve converted to divine revelation”
40. “i look after widows”
41. “is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV Travel Bible in your pocket”
42. “why dont i have a bible dictionary? well, i dont really need it.”
43. “bathsheba had nothing on you”
44. ”you put the ‘cute’ back in persecution…”
46. “so, can i clothe you in righteousness?”
47. “how many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?”
48. “how would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?”
49. “if you say no, i will rip out my hair and my beard”
Who’s the better camera holder?
There are like a 100+ of these. I don’t know when I can post again. I have a Wesleyan Orientation Outdoor Trip (WOOT) this Friday to Sunday. It’s a camping/hiking excursion that I am so not prepared for. Plus, when I get back, I have so much work to get done. I need to stop freaking out.