Wesleyan redesign its website recently and everything looks fine and dandy except…
THE DUMB ADMISSIONS PAGE. LOOK AT THESE STUPID QUESTIONS. WHO THE FREAK AT WES ANSWERS YES TO ANY OF THEM??????
Do you contemplate infinity? FOR THE FUN OF IT?! HEELLL NO! What does that even mean???
Do you surf the library?! How do you do that?!
NO ONE AT WES DOES THIS. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL. POOR POOR POOR.
George Garrett of Glastonbury, England changed his name to “Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.” He holds the world record for longest record.
His grandmom vowed never to speak to him again.
Seriously, what the freak? Watching Nursery University would make me want to break my TV or laptop screen. I would love to watch this though because there has been a good buzz going around but still, applying and being rejected from nursery school?
By the way, is the Tribeca Film Festival super early this year? It’s running from April 22 to May 3. Man, I wanted to watch stuff.
HAHA. I hope people don’t buy this soy sauce thinking that this will solve their love problems. What’s with the whole interracial thing going on? Are they trying to get American customers? There are better ways to be diverse. Such failness.
Hats off to Tiffany.
Eric was gracious enough to order a Logitech QuickCam 3000 for me.
So friend me on Oovoo (mete23), Skype (mete23), or Google video chat!
I think Charles was trying to sing to me…not really